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A guy I fell in love with since the beggining of 6th grade
that i am pratticly obsseced with
i never had a chance with him and never will =')
freind: hi......tf are you staring out in the ope-
me: *wondering in the clouds dreaming about him*
freind: girl tf do youj even know him!?!?
me: no but i do know that he is fiiiine, whats his name?
freind: idk i think Eduardo or something like dat
me: no but fr he is dwknudbked
im so sorry idk why i did this
boys named eduardo have very big cocks and will always treat a lady right and have ultimate rizz and will treat lady’s names dulce right especially especially short dulces who are in 7th grade
A very sexy man who is very caring! He likes nature and not being on his phone: Be careful, he might not return your texts, though!
Ingrid: Eduardo is so hot!
Emily: I know, right!
Always ends up having a massive dick. Besides that he's usually a massive fuckboy and has multiple hoes on the low. Besides that he has a top tier personality and you just cant dislike him
"Damn thats Eduardo the boy with the big ass dick!!"
Damn have you heard from Eduardo?
No he been talking to this chick
Fucking simp
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Someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. He is a penisless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. In other words, this guy is a messed up motherfucker.
Person 1: You penisless trader!
Person 2: I'm not Eduardo, dude.
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a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)
"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."
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