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The most vial movie on the web. It is one of the notorious evil four (eel girl, tub girl, goatse, and lemon party). It is a shock image that entrances you and you can't look away, no matter how disgusting it. The movie is of two Asian chicks (decent looking too!), who we will refer to as the "taker" and the other as the "eater". The "taker" has a funnel full of eels about as long as your middle finger, and sticks it in the girls pussy, then the "eater" shakes the funnel till all the eels are inside "the taker", who then precedes to quiff the eels out and the "eater" then catches the eels and eats them.
Sick right? Well send your friends to it
www.encyclopediadramatica.com /index.php/Eel_girl
Eel Girl is nasty as hell, but go to the link about to view it
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The amount of eels you need to assure someone that something is not false.
Randy: Dude, I just did a backflip!
Travis: Yeah right, I don't believe you.
Randy: No! 4 eels!
Travis: Oh, sweet, good job dude.
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The act of fucking someone so fucking hard that the condom is lodged between the girls anal valves
Bro I fucked Britney so hard I salty eeled her!
The name given to live born young that result from a night of drinking alot of Guinness.
The young are often born in rivers and semi private places near bars and sailors.
Singular: Guiness eel if only one intact log is present.
"You lads down stream swimming, watch out! Guinness eels headed your way!"
Rubbing your hand up and down a lubed penis, whether it be masturbation or another person.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear Laura got caught pulling eel?
Person 2: No way, with who?
Person 1: Jake!
Person 2: Jake got his eel pulled by LAURA?
derived from brad champagne
hands that feel like alligators
bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss
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The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina and having her squeeze it back out. Named for bearing resemblance to how moray eels pop out of their holes.
Bob: "My girlfriend has always wanted a pet eel, but I don't want a fish tank."
Jim: "Have you tried giving her a Moray Eel? All the excitement of an eel without the fish tank!"
Bob: "Isn't that sexual?"
Jim: "Yes, that makes it even better!"
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