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The el paso

When a group of men meet up at an area (typically sears parking lot) and use code words like "drag racing" , "lets burn some rubber" and "road runner" for doing vigorous homosexual acts on one another mostly pertaining to anal penatration while using cocaine as baby powder to reduce chafing.

My friend Jerry told me that the el paso is really fun....I'm no longer friends with him.

by Speedguy70 July 17, 2022


old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.

I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”

by Smartmouth78 August 13, 2023


El Paso Grease Fire

When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.

Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital

by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016


el paso eggcloud

An aftersex dessert prepared by pouring egg whites into a partner's anus frothing it with a phallus having them expell into a pan adding sugar and the reserved yolks then finally baking it. It is considered rude not to eat it.

Mary exclaimed to Joesph, "I can't believe you baked me an El Paso Eggcloud after our second date!"

by Lasha Talsackie October 19, 2023


El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.

Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.

by Frenchy55 December 15, 2022


El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.

Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.

by Cali0731 April 9, 2022


el mal paso

It’s when a woman had sex before even have a formal or official relationship.

Comadre, no me lo va a creer… pues dicen que Maria, ya dió el mal paso… tan seria que se veía. Dicen que hasta está embarazada.

by MexicanCanCan May 17, 2021