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When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.
Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.
It’s when a woman had sex before even have a formal or official relationship.
Comadre, no me lo va a creer… pues dicen que Maria, ya dió el mal paso… tan seria que se veía. Dicen que hasta está embarazada.
When you pour Vodka into a girl's Pussy and drink it out of there.
Who bro, El Paso punch tastes so good!
I know man.
An aftersex dessert prepared by pouring egg whites into a partner's anus frothing it with a phallus having them expell into a pan adding sugar and the reserved yolks then finally baking it. It is considered rude not to eat it.
Mary exclaimed to Joesph, "I can't believe you baked me an El Paso Eggcloud after our second date!"
Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.
Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.