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elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.

no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.

by Chaintokers February 20, 2017


Alamo Elementary School

Alamo Elementary School is a small school in Alamo California and consists of grades from kindergarten to 5th grade. As of 2020 they got a new principal. This school has been around for a very long time and is a very very rich school but yet has bad teachers.

"what school does your little sister go to?"
"she goes to alamo elementary school."
"oh where is that at?"
"its in alamo california aka a really rich area of the bay area in cali"
"mkmk"

by ballslicker9000but69 February 11, 2021


ferndale elementary school

a school full of fake thugs with drugs, mexicans, a few athletes, smart dumb looking people, bitch teachers, and rodeo mofos who are annoying ๐Ÿ˜ญ

yea i go to ferndale elementary school i saw him go to the bathroom to hit his vape

by chimney Chunga October 3, 2021


cathcart elementary school

An elementary school in snohomish that desperately needs to be redone and I once saw a 1 1/2 foot long piece of shit in the toilet.

Dude: โ€œYo what school you go to?โ€
Other Dude: โ€œCathcart Elementary School.โ€
Dude: Oh how many diseases have you gotten from the bathroom alone?โ€

by beancoveredinsand April 22, 2021


Brassfield Elementary School

The worst school in WCPSS. To see the defenition visit Hell.

BRASSFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IS TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by UDfan1234567890 June 26, 2019


Laronde elementary school

Laronde elementary school is the best elementary school in existance located in southern BC Canada (it's french emmersion)

Laronde elementary school is the best school in existance!

by minnietj May 5, 2011

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Olympic View Elementary School

Ah shit. Where the fuck do I even begin with this school? For one, you have egirls who are like five thinking they have asses and shit but they really don't. The school's genuine editing is pretty bad, worse then Peter Griffin's 'you have ****' song.

THERE ARE.. So many factors in consideration. Those Duty people are pretty uhh, bad. You could get in trouble for the most bullshit reason. When you're in fourth grade, avoid Ms. I.

is the man named Mr. P. - Don't get me started about him. Homie hated people wearing Backwards Caps, and took them. Man, how the FUCK does Mr. P. have fucking authority like that?? It seems the school staff was desperate for power. It's why I avoided doing risky shit. And when I did, I usually got away with it.

Treated you like a fucking child entirely. Pretty fucking sad. Why treat fucking 4th, 5th, and 6th graders like their 2 year olds? Take them seriously, which they DIDNT do. If you were to walk, just plainly walk to line, you get chastised. They are hellbent on trying to shape you into something you aren't and NOT wanting to be.

What also pisses me off a bit is the fact that they 'help' when you don't need it.

In the end, the schools a 0/10 for me. Sure it looks 'nice' but they are so many factors you needa learn. Most of them are DOUCHEBAGS.

Johnathan: "Yo, what school are you going to after you leave here for sixth?"

Kayden: "Olympic View Elementary School for like a month then homeschooling."

Johnathan: "Good luck, that fucking school's bullshit."

by thuggies wuggies April 13, 2021