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elf

evil people that come to your house in santas sleigh

an elf are evil because..it just is

by ka-sohn December 24, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


elf

Some would say it's a great movie, in which Will Ferrell dresses up as a christmas elf and acts like he's on crack, but some other people would say that elf is a nickname, short for the name ralph, or RELPH.

"I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"

" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="

by TayNicooooo August 10, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elfing

When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear

Charles always elfs his girls...
I like to go elfing

by Mermaid man November 18, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


elf

A word usually used to describe sexual intercourse, often present as a code word and is imasculating in general.

Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis

Intercourse in its smallest form

Tegan: Elf was shite last night. Barely felt a thing in the beef curtains.
Lisa: Dude! TMI!
Tegan: So how's elfing for you
Lisa: Smallest i've ever seen

by Busty Sinclaire April 20, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elf

Pronunciation of "AILF," which stand for "Asian I'd Like To Fuck."

Guy 1: That japanese girl is hot...
Guy 2: She's a total ELF.

by tmcaffeine February 9, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mean elf

A person who is really mean and short. Their real name is maxwell.

โ€œWe hate the mean elfโ€

by PePa PiGs DaDdY October 23, 2019


elf practice

An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.

Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice!?!??!

by k-e-e-f December 11, 2017

29๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž