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machine elves

Empty Cash Point Machine in the UK

goD DAM mACHINE eLVES !

by JediForest January 3, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit-Pipe Elves

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.

My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!

by bumflute July 24, 2011


Happy Little Elves

First seen on the Simpsons a ways back, the Happy Little Elves now reside in the hearts of little kids and dreamers. If you don't believe you can do something, just think of the Happy Little Elves and you will believe.

My team sucked, we won one game but then just like the Happy Little Elves, we came back and destroyed our opponents and conquered the universe. We are all heroes!

by Richie Hero March 5, 2013


Emilie the Elv in kosovo

Emilie is an elv in kosovo. is a albanian narrator, she likes to write about albanian history. She has started to write a book about her backround as a refugee from kosovo. her entire family is killed by the serbs! she hates them with all of her heart. therefore she is writing a book about how to take revenge. She is a nice enemy to the serbs and decides to only write a book so others can have the idea.

we have to fear Emilie the Elv in kosovo
Emilie the Elv in kosovo is on her way to albanian mafia
Emilie the Elv in kososvo woke up one day and was half albanian, half swedish, half norwegian and half marrocan.

by Yes man no man January 26, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Those Who Hunt Elves

A popular anime that takes place in a world of magic. In order to return home to Earth, the 3 hapless heroes - Junpei the martial artist, Ritsuko the gun-packing tomboy, and Airis the famous actress - along with a tank and an elf high priestess travel around the world looking for fragments of a spell that were placed on 5 random elven females. It falls upon them to strip every last female elf in the land to be able to return home!

Elven Females: "EEEK! It's those who hunt elves!"
Junpei: "Forgive me for stripping you!"
*Strips the lot of em*

by Pickleton July 31, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


BDSM elves

The faction seen in the series Total War Warhammer II and III, with the in-game faction name of the dark elves. It's legendary lords include: Morathi, Lokhir Fellheart, Malekith, Crone Hellebron, Malus Darkblade, Rekarth. The term was coined by a well known youtuber "@Reggiegames".

Fuck I hate playing against the BDSM elves!

Bro have you heard Reggie played as the BDSM elves?!

by T'aint right March 26, 2024