the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion
As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.
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When niggas from outa space start takin' yo dank ass weed.
Those aliens are taking our weed, this is an intergalactic emergency!
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The condition in which no more beer is present for consumption.
Dude, we've got a fucking beer emergency, go collect some money from people. We need to go on a beer run immediately.
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this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.
where is Maxime?
oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!
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The result of a man's Post-Masturbatory Reflection Period being cut brutally short (by the arrival of other people to the scene). Usually a parent returning home from work. With an extremely limited timeframe the male often has to forsake the ritual wipe up and throw his clothes back on, regardless of the huge blob of semen on his midsection - leaving a great big emergency stain on his clothes.
Probably occurs in females too, I'd feel to weird to ask them.
1.
Guy ~ "Woah, mum's home. Sorry pants, but this calls for an emergency stain"
Mum ~ "Why is there a naked lady on the computer?"
2.
Me ~ "I genuinely assume this happens to everybody"
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A button in Among us that calls a meeting to discuss who is the imposter. It is also a noob's best friend.
Are you kidding? He just pressed the Emergency Meeting button 10 seconds into the game for no reason!
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1. Any circumstances whereby one has not made the necessary ChapStick preparations and finds oneself without an adequate supply.
2. Any situation which impedes the process or progress of applying ChapStick.
"Man, I can't believe I'm halfway through this movie, all alone in a dark theater with a bucket of salty popcorn, and no ChapStick! This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
"I have lotion on my fingers and can't get the tube open. This is a ChapStick Emergency!"
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