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the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
ben not w sealed chloes envelope
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To outdistance everyone else in an activity - set a new standard or precedent
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Red envelopes are often presented at social and family gatherings such as Chinese weddings or on holidays such as Chinese New Year. The red color of the envelope symbolizes good luck.
The money amount contained usually begins with an even digit (traditionally mostly anything involving the number 8), as odd numbered money gifts are associated with funerals. At weddings, the amount offered is usually intended to cover the cost of the attendees as well as help the newly married couple.
During Chinese New Year, red envelopes are typically given to the unmarried by the married, regardless of age.
From the old saying goes, the money in the red envelopes are not suppose to be open for usage until Chinese New Year is over, else bad luck befall on you for the whole year.
DUDE! I just got almost 500 dollars in red envelopes on chinese new years!!!! I'm going on a shopping spree tonight. (:
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A female who is extremely promiscuous and cheats on their husband.
Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.
She even fucked my grandmother!
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When a man is with two Filipino women, one of whom is giving him fellatio while the other gives him analingus.
I went to the Philippines and hooked up with two locals who gave me a Manila Envelope.
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A phrase used to refer to a job that's extremely boring and monotonous, and can usually be easily replaced by machines.
"After his music career was over he was reduced to folding envelopes anywhere he could get work"
A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”
She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done