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eraser worm

The little curls of eraser debris that litter the writing surface after a bout of erasing. So called because they resemble tiny worms.

Student: Teacher, can I switch desks? This one is covered with eraser worms!

Teacher: No, but you can clean it.

Student: How?

Teacher: Find a way.

by selenology May 28, 2009


Erase And Replace

To erase something and replace it with something else.

Used as a joke when fed up or not wanting to deal with a particular person.

"That damn kid pissed me off at brunch today. I'm gonna erase and replace his ass"

Obama supports the erase and replace plan for a better america.

"I would like to erase this reality show and replace it with more supernatural!"

by Crazy Word Bitch September 17, 2009

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poop eraser

The Evolutionary Leaf

With the help of modern day science, we no longer have to resort to using a leaf while squating by some tree in a public park. You can purchase modernized poop eraser at any convenience store.

Modernized poop eraser makes me proud to be an American.

by Lala PaPloopza April 23, 2008

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Japanese Eraser

When a man slides his asshole down a womans chest, leaving a shit streak. Then, wipes (erases) it off with his balls.

I went in for a japanese eraser, but her necklace snagged my butthole.

by steelcityslasher December 26, 2009

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Eraser Burn

When you take the end of an eraser and rub it against your skin for a long time, quickly. It leaves a scar.

I got this huge eraser burn picture of a penis on back, matt did it while i was sleeping

by dvs December 4, 2005

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cock-eraser

a very solid and very tight panty which is used by the feminized slutboy to flatten his male genitalia when he cross-dresses. When used properly, the cock-eraser pushes the cock between the balls, squeezes the balls very close to the body, forbids any erection, and makes the ladyboy look like he has a cunt. Simple and solid child b.v.ds make perfect cock eraser on an adult male.

The slutboy: How do you like my new cock-eraser?

The Mistress: So tacky. It makes you look like the tart you really are. Keep it on. I like you that way, my no-cock boy...

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

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eraser turds

The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.

Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.

by spikeyrulez March 23, 2011