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Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.
Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.
An alien reptilian that has taken over the form of Matt Davis from "The Vampire Diaries" and now plans to take over the world of twitter step by step.
Ernesto Riley is amazing, but what did he do to Matt?
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As a proponent of Mitakuye Oyasin, Ernesto Riley does not teach what he knows, but instead teaches what he is learning to his Twitter followers.
Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matthew Davis.
Rubbing your man juice on your partners upper lip.
Shawn left gave his wife a dirty ernesto that stuck her lip to her nose.
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When a person has lost the ability to comprehend simple tasks and sudden confusion emerges, making the said person a Tanfi.
Yo I hit the blunt the other day and that shit gave me Ernesto syndrome, I felt like a Tanfi yo!
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WHEN YOUR STRUGGLING TO GET A SENIOR QUOTE BEFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 27, 2018 AND CANT CHOOSE ANYTHING CAUSE YOUR GAYNESS AIN'T THINKING STRAIGHT (heheheh I'm punny XD) IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU STAND OUT SO YOU DECIDE TO MAKE A WORD ON URBAN DICTIONARY EXPRESSING YOUR TROUBLES JUST TO GET SOMETHING INTERESTING.
AND HOW DARE THE YEARBOOK PEOPLE LIMIT US TO 45 CHARACTERS INCLUDING SPACES LIKE DA FUCK IS THAT SOGGY BALONEY. UGH. I HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT MY GIRLFRIEND BRITTNEY CAUSE SHE RULES, MY BEST FRIEND IVON CAUSE SHE'S RAD AS FUCK, AND MY HOE ISABELLE CAUSE SHE THAT BITCH THAT KEEPS IT REAL. ALSO I LOVE SHANE DAWSON. -SINCERELY, THAT GAY FRIEND
Did you look up that word Bob, the one named SENIOR ERNESTO. Its..........interesting.