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When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.
- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?
- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.
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A mighty cold, great-tasting and great-feeling thing for both you and me - as referred to by Drill Sgt. Hartman in the 1987 film Full Metal Jacket
Hartman (In a cadence; part of a run during Marine training - this is for the recruits to repeat): I don't know but I've been told!
Recruits: I don't know but I've been told!
Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Recruits: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Hartman: Mmm, good!
Recruits: Mmm, good!
Hartman: Feels good!
Recruits: Feels good!
Hartman: Is good!
Recruits: Is good!
Hartman: Real good!
Recruits: Real good!
Hartman: Tastes good!
Recruits: Tastes good!
Hartman: Mighty good!
Recruits: Mighty good!
Hartman: Good for you!
Recruits: Good for you!
Hartman: Good for me!
Recruits: Good for me!
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Like the Crusty Arab except performed in a snowy region. While having sex in the snow the man pulls out, dips it into the snow (preferably in powder snow) then slams it back in causing a cooling sensation for both. Extremely hard to pull of as the penis is highly likely to become flaccid upon withdrawal and shrink up to what may look like a micropenis.
Man I tried to give her a Snowy Eskimo but failed so bad and she laughed at my micropenis so hard that I took her to the desert and summer and slammed her with a Crusty Arab, that bitch deserved it!
A sexual act performed in the snow where the male ejaculates into the snow and proceeds to form a snowball with the area of snow containing his ejaculate. The male partner then throws the snowball in the other partners face. The same name can be applied when feeding the snowball to the partner. If formed correctly, the snowball will have a hard outer shell with a gooey wet/warm center. The phrase is common among winter resort-goers and snow bunnies who love outdoor sex. The name is derived from not only the rhyme and catchy name, but mainly because Eskimos typically are portrayed as snow dwellers.
Betty and I got it on outside the winter cabin and I gave her an Eskimo Joe to the face after I came.
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the act of a male sticking his hand in ice water till it goes numb and then using it to jack off. The numbness is akin to a stranger.
I know a guy that got frostbite while giving himself the eskimo handshake. What a dumbass.
when one person touches another person's nose with their own
Dude! My girlfriends Eskimo kisses are the bomb!
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