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Used to describe a particularly rare specimen of collectible.
Originates from the title of card number 88 of Topp's 1983 Return of the Jedi chewing gum card series, "The Baby Ewok", a particularly hard card to acquire.
Dude, Name of elusive person has just become my friend on Facebook!.
Bro, she's a Baby Ewok!.
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When you shave your pubes and keep them to throw in a midget's face after you blow a big load in it while you scream ICHIWOWA.
Man that midget was pissed when I gave her an angry ewok.
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a hairy punani, muff, or beaver
"when I saw her split ewok i near creamed on it"
A nickname for the vagina or anus that is hairy
Excuse me?But is your Ewok hole in a perfect circle?
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When Chewbacca roars at your nuts and they shrivel up into cowardly little hairy Ewok puffs.
Man, I was battling the Empire and accidentally shot Chewie in the ankle with my laser gun. He grabbed me and threw me across the room. Then he roared at my nuts and they shriveled up into little puff balls.
They were Ewok balls.
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slang word;"Mexicans" (short little, hairy,brown annoying people)
Turn that shit down you fucking ewoks or I'll call the police again.Shit it's 3 in the fucking morning.
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A Blended Ewok, also known as a BE, is a fan-fictional beverage made from blending fruit and vegetables grown by ewoks on the forest moon of Endor in the Star Wars universe.
Originally created for the ongoing comedy Real Jedi Punks on the official Star Wars message boards in late 2001, it's unfortunate name often leads people to believe that it is made from blending ewoks. Which is probably the best thing for them, really.
Occasionally found in chat threads on message boards inhabited by crazy Star Wars fans.
*Random Person throws ewoks into a giant blender*
Rogue: NO! Blended Ewoks are made from ewok-grown vegetables, dammit!
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