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When Bieber's fans tell you that you only make fun of Bieber because you are jealous of his "success" and "talent". A majority of the time, this is a false statement.
Normal Person: I hate Justin Biever!
Stupid Eight Year Old Biever Fan: Ugh! Your only saying that because your jealous that he's so sexy!!!
Normal Person: What ever, freak! Stop using the Bieber excuse on everybody! It's not true!
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A religion practiced by millions worldwide
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
Excuse-ism practicer fails out of his 3rd college his/her response will be "I had a rough childhood, I should be allowed to practice medicine because my ADHD and alcoholism are not my fault, even though they will cause the deaths of many treatable patients"
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a Nigga Excuse is just like a regular excuse, but is dumbed down into a form of Niggadome. Nigga excuses often stem from, but are not limited to, Nigga moments, i.e Nigga situations, which then require nigga excuses. Nigga excuses often times only make since to Niggas and the Niggas that come up with them.
Example of Nigga Excuse
Man 1 : " Yea i shot dat nigga!"
Man 2 : " Why?"
Man 1 : " dats nigga stepped on my fresh Jordan's" " I had just bought 'em"
Man 2 : " Word man, I would've did the same thing"
( Man 1 & Man 2 share fist-bump)
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What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "
You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:
"Excuse you!"
You get pissed and say:
EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!
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The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.
Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
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As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
Something my stupid exgirlfriend said to me and made me frustrated.
"Hey Alex, your boogie excuses are lame."
"WTF are you talking about?"