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experience points

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up

187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."

by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004

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Manbird Experiment

This terms defines a unique, new style of living which combines the skills of falconry, poetry and music composition, with bi-polar disorder, tattoos and secondary misanthropism. Named after the poet and composer, Manbird Experiment.

"I'm so sick of you people, I think I'll do a Manbird for a couple months."

"I was able to finish writing my magnus opus during my 2002 Manbird Experiment."

by B. William Bohrd April 12, 2005

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spoony experiment

An infamous game/movie reviewer named Noah Antwiler, known for the sole destruction of the Final Fantasy fan boys.

I hate the Spoony Experiment because... <insert fan boy comment here>

by PrimaryKey April 25, 2009

85๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


lived experience

Shit that never happened. By making up lurid tales designed to go viral activist types can spin a history of oppression in any scene, org, or society. Lived experience discounts subjectivity or just being wrong and is usually brought up after someone's claims have been debunked.

It can also refer to existential problems you do nothing about but blame others for: being poor, living in a ghetto shithole, being an addict, etc.

Like a lot of SJW jargon it was stolen from the CATT team where it refers to a failed suicide attempt in post intervention care.

"I got totally discriminated against by the racists and sexists at the lesbian vegan co-op"
"I was there and that didn't happen"
"Shut up and stop denying my lived experience"

by jimbowales6969 June 27, 2018

51๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Oreo Experience

The Oreo Experience is when a white female is having intercourse with two black men simultaneously.

I was going to get back together with Sally, but it turns out she had the Oreo Experience while we were apart.

by Hugh Lloyd April 16, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


tranny experience

to make a macaroni picture with a tranny or perhaps to help a tranny finish coloring in her hello kitty coloring book

Ryan: I'm going to be really blunt and just say it: if you're still in Austin, and you still like boys, I am interested in having a tranny experience. That was why I gave you some buds for free, but I was too chicken to pop the question. So hit me back if you remember me and are interested, and maybe we can set something up. And maybe, just maybe, I won't wuss out at the last second. :

by floryalquimia August 14, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Obama Experience

When one witnesses something so weird or traumitzing they go speechless

I showed my friend chinese people shitting and he went through the obama experience

by Obamaman420 April 23, 2020