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extend and pretend

A temporary solution to a severe hangover which involves addressing the condition with another round of heavy drinking; this method is not necessarily a cure to a hangover, only a postponment of the enivitable.

Ugggh...I am so f'ing hungover I think I'll extend and pretend and have a few bloody marys and deal with this tomorrow!

by sfdave June 9, 2010

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extended loan

A method of semi-permanently giving something away to someone while reserving your right to ask for it back later if you change your mind.

I gave my first mp3 player to Jim on extended loan, but since my new mp3 player got stolen, I was able to ask for the old one back.

by MatthiasFW August 5, 2007

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Extended Vacationism

Death

Bony Babs took an Extended Vacationism to Southern Europe, in which the terrific magma engulfed her entire body over the course of several seconds. That is the only redeeming trait all humans share..they die.

by ellsworthtoohey July 30, 2012


Dong Extender

A penis extender that increases your Defense in RPGs which is made by Donkey Kong himself

Get it? Dong Extender? Donk̶e̶y̶ ̶K̶o̶n̶g?

by Speak With Your Heart August 17, 2014


Extended One

An "extended one" occurs when two men touch the tips od their erections together and a woman simultaneously jerks both men off at once. (This can also be done homosexually.)

Bro, that chick over there said she'll only hook up with me tonight if we do the extended one. Get over here!

by beast696969 August 3, 2010


Extender leg

The leg that a dog or cat sticks out when they lick there ass.

See what he does when you grab his extender leg.

by Deep blue 2012 March 29, 2010

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Seafood extender

The kind of unattractive person who doesn't qualify as being a prawn. Whereas with a prawn you keep the body and throw away the head, with seafood extender you throw away the lot.

Steve: "That chick I picked up last night was a bit of a prawn"
Mark: "Really, I thought she was more like seafood extender"

by mchughno5 November 15, 2010

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