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when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone
Time spent on Facebook.
Especially time wasted.
tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"
On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.
Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!
Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.
Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!
The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.
" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."
"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."
to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane