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A person that sucks out all the fun in life.
Stop being a fark and let us finish this ping-pong match.
ORIGIN: I just woke up from my intense afternoon nap (where I hit snooze about 3 times) and my friend was in my dream that went a little something like this... She and this little boy around the age of 12 or so were playing ping-pong in our backyard. I woke up from my nap (in my dream) and made a goofy face outside the window towards them. My friend somewhat giggled and the little boy turned out and saw me and gave me the grossest face ever. Then he called me this weird word-a "fark." So he really didn't think so fondly of me I assumed. Then they played a little more and I went to go check on the cookies that I recently just made (I actually just did this and they're sitting in our kitchen) and they were all gone! I was really, really peeved and I went to ask my friend if she had eaten them. She laughed and said yes. Feeling disrespected, I got overwhelmed and told her (in a loud voice) that it wasn't okay and that she owed me $5 dollars. I turned around and she was looking at the boy and giggled and called me a "fark." Then I went on Urban Dictionary and found out that the word was somehow related to Nixon (?) and that it meant someone who sucks out all the fun. I was quite upset and then woke up. So point of story... don't call me a FARK.
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After realizing after you sober up that the girl you nailed the night before was your sister.
Oh Fark. Oh Fark. Oh Fark.
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According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".
I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...
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To fark; is verb used to describe an action or event of great awesome or important value in the eyes of any person.
That party was farking awesome
That car was just farked
To fark or not to fark
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A place for people to argue about the merits and faults of the Republikkkan party. Oh yeah, and boobies.
Sadly, there's not much else going on there.
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When a specific motive or process within the confines of the internet is absolutely taken over by users of the website fark.com
(Some Guy) |ASININE| This contest is stupid, click here and make it cool. (343)
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