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A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.
The farrah faucet was the best faucet on Earth, but now it's gone.
When your stool is liquid and runs from anus like a faucet.
I drank to much beer last night and now I have Faucet Butt.
As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"
Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.
Your butthole after Chili's and anal.
We are NOT having anal, I don't want to be a dirty faucet tomorrow morning.
A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!
Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet
Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
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Someone who talks like they know everything about anything but the only thing that comes out is pure shit.
Dave was a butt faucet at poker last night.
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