Crime Fellow

Noun: An inferior subhuman with tendencies towards perceived crime. Non race specific.

I was at the gas station the other night when some guy was at the counter paying in only nickels. Holding everybody up. What a crime fellow.

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My Fellow Americans

A phrase which normally immediately precedes some of the most mindless, pandering crap you will ever hear; typically used by politicians and when they want something or are announcing any number of plans to further screw the American population. Used to further the illusion that those in power are in some way equal to those under their power. The public speaking equivalent of a Flag Pin

My Fellow Americans, i'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever; we begin bombing in five minutes - Ronald Reagan, mic check "joke", 8/11/84

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Hello Fellow Human

Something that a robot says.

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.

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fellow african american

A formal use of my nigga

Barack Obama "hello my Fellow African Americans"

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Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

Fellow Comrades

People who betray you someday and don't actually like you and you don't actually like them

Fuck you guys

I totally enjoy the company of my Fellow Comrades

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A fellow man of class

Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.

The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.

IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.

YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.