felt up

When two people feel eachother's private parts i.e. bum, boobs, vag and dick. This can be wanted or unwanted but when people say this, they usually mean it was unwanted.

That guy felt up my little sister even though she told him not to. I did tell her to be careful with guys.

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felt-ripper

To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.

Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.

I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...

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jackson felt

jackson felt is a hot, amazing, sweet, and loveable boy. i love him so much. he is so kind to his supporters. i hope he notices me one day! he’s my fav tik toker! i love him so much🥰

person: jackson felt is hot af!
me: BISH NO SHIT BACK OFF MY MANZ

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Mark Felt

A man who leaked news of the Nixon Administration's involvement in the Watergate Scandal to Carl Bernstein and Something Woodward. He has until today (5-31-05) been referred to "deep throat" to keep a secretive identity. (1) To "Mark Felt" someone is to "deep throat," i.e. in a sexual manner. (2) To "pull a Mark Felt" is to leak secret news.

I want to be a lexicographer.

(1) Natasha Miller will finally Mark Felt me durring her normal session of Road Doming that she does while I drive her home.

(2) I stole Calen's Oreos and almost got away with it until Joey pulled a Mark Felt and got me busted.

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spinney felt

A material that can help cure autism and make you feel good, especially in the Gizzards.

Wow, that spinney felt really made me feel tingly inside the old noggin.

Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.

All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.

Brown Felt

When you’re hitting it from behind, and you shove a felt-tipped sharpie up her ass

She was handcuffed to the bed, and while I was hitting it from behind I gave her the ole brown felt