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five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.

Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".

by QuacksO July 18, 2021


twerking filibuster

dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips in an up-and-down manner, obstructing progress in a legislative assembly while not technically contravening the required procedures.

The new bill containing big-agri earmarks was defeated by a twerking filibuster lasting over 45 minutes.

by krittyboi January 3, 2014


Filibuster Obstructa

some enemy from battle cats that has a 40 second attack animation that deals probably 1 million damage but gets knockbacked by a pebble

filibuster obstructa is a dissapointing boss

by memeaddictive September 19, 2023


Taiwanese Filibuster

A Taiwanese Filibuster when a second or third party snatches the documents away from the principal signing them, creating a highly symbolic situation that is quite pointless because they can just print another set of documents to be signed in like 2 minutes. The symbolism is highly symbolic, thus creating the Taiwanese Filibuster. This term is based on that time in May, 2024 when Guo Guowen, a Member of the Taiwanese Parliament, swiftly snatched a legal Bill's documents and made a dramatic dash to prevent it from being passed, as shown on an online video.

Mr. PHBL: We are pleased to present you this law to be promulgated, Sir.

Sir: I am pleased to sign this.
Guo Guowen: I AM GOING TO SNATCH THESE DOCUMENTS IN PROTEST.
Mr. PHBL: *facepalm* oh golly what do we have here, a Taiwanese Filibuster. Toby, can you please re-print this 18 page document so Mr. Sir and us can sign it before another lunatic comes in here.
Sir: Huh.

by phbl December 13, 2024


Filibusted

\ ˈfiləˌbəstəd/
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1. when you eaten at a restaurant and get caught trying to dine and dash

Ron and Taryn were having a great time at the buffet... until they got filibusted

by May 3, 2022


Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.

Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.

by FakirNamor May 18, 2024


filibuster

1. A huge waste of time.
2. A republican babbling trying to block a law they don't like from being passed.

Zack: Mommy, I wanna bring my new toy!
Jenna: No, Zack. You can't bring your new toy. It's a filibuster.

by CoasterMan13 December 24, 2021