That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.
"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"
"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"
A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna
person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp
When you fail while flirting with someone.
“Man, Kyle today totally bombed talking to Susy. He Flarped that shit.”
Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.
So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.
The act of Fapping while Larping
Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!