the action of farting on someone's penis while they're penetrating you
*farts while being fucked*
"oh wow you just flarped on my cock"
That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.
"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"
"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"
A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna
person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp
When you fail while flirting with someone.
“Man, Kyle today totally bombed talking to Susy. He Flarped that shit.”
Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.
Flarp