Sugar Flicker

A person with extremely small fingers or hands which are ideal for sowing clothes and knitwear. Thier hands are so small that things as little as a grain of sugar can get in the way of their intricate task. Therefore they flick them away. Hence the name 'Sugar Flicker'.

"By gosh! Look at those tiny yellow hands on Dave!"

"I know, I'm starting to wonder if he comes from a Sugar Flicker family!"

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thumb flicker

The mobile device equivelant of a page turner.

It comes from the flicking motion your thumb makes as you scroll through a post thread or story.

Are you reading the Dear David saga on twitter? It's a real thumb flicker.

Bagel Flicker

A fat Jewish kid who is addicted to fucking bagels. They are seen very commonly at your local synagogue. Don’t give them cream cheese.

Jacob: Did you see Jeremy in the bathroom? He was fucking a bagel.
Theresa: omfg what a bagel flicker

Fig Flicker

someone who flicks a males testicles

Michael is a Fig Flicker

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Dreidel Flicker

One who flicks other guys' dreidels. Often without consent.

Chaim the Jew: "This dreidel is freaking sweet!! Yaayy!"

Bob the Goy: *flicks dreidel* "Hahahahaha! Santa hates you! Hahahaha!"

Chaim the Jew: "You know what? You're a Dreidel Flicker! You flick guys' dreidels all the time!"

Bob the Goy: "Whaaa!? That sounds weird! I'm not that, lemme make it up to you with some Christmas foods!"

Chaim the Jew: "I'll have NONE of your figgy pudding."

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Piss Flickers

Pointy/curly shoes. Doubly useful as they can also be used to avoid urinating on ones own shoes.

"manz, a luff galdm O's Piss Flickers sooo mujj!"

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Shit Flickers

Shoes that are too big and capable of flicking shit with the tip!!

Check them shoes out, they are proper shit flickers!

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