Flooring

To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.

PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!

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Floor

When you fall it has your back.

Oh crap im falling from my chair to the floor.

Floor It

Pressing the gas pedal to the ground of the vehicle you are driving... mainley used in older vehicles, or Dodge's. Also can be used at the end of every sentence you say, just as a period would be.

Dude your stuck Floor it
Cops! Floor it
Slow down Floor it
Here comes Elton John Floor it

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floor

An evil hybernating creater that will one day cconsume you as you walk upon it.

Holy crap the floor's eating me! Run away!!!!

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floor

A prefix used when one finds something good in an unexpected place.

Origin: Homer Simpson upon discovery of a slice of pie on the floor... "oooh floorpie!"

Usage: Innocently selecting 'play' on your pirate copy of "Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen" you discover the disc actually contains "Sex Freaks 3: Cum Junkies" ....

"oooh floorporn!"

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Floor

cool , hip, in-fashion

man tony's new kicks are floor.

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on the floor

incredibly impressive; amazing; off the chain

That was on the floor!

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