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The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.
In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.
Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.
Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!
Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!
Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)
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When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.
Also known as the flustered pirate.
John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.
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When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.
Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.
Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.
Nicky: not this story again...
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an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.
person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"
1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.
2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.
Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.
3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.
Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.
4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.
I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!
The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.
Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.