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fluster pwn

The act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

In such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn't a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn't pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn't guilty. Almost always, the purpose of a fluster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say "fluster pwn" in an irritating manner repeatedly.

Tommy began to tease Kendra about how poorly she played Halo 3.

Tommy (sarcastic): Wow, you are so good at Halo 3!!!

Kendra: Shut up!!!! You know I suck at this game. God, I just can't take you anymore!

Tommy: Fluster Pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)

by legalpwn January 7, 2010

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flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

by Notikk July 29, 2009

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cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 25, 2010

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flustered already, darling?~

an iconic quote that can be seen embarassing, yet funny. mostly used as a threat, sometimes romantically.

person: "im gonna pull up the 'flustered already, darling?~'"

by harperpilled June 11, 2022


flustered cluck

The sound a chicken makes when she is in a compromised situation.

Our chickens were left out in the storm by accident; we only put them in the coop when we heard their flustered clucks over the sound of the thunder.

by RZAPat February 8, 2012


Three finger fluster strike

When you surprise her by putting 3 fingers in her pussy.

I totally pulled a three finger fluster strike on her!

by Alek Wright February 23, 2022


Fluster Cluck

Civilian version of the military 'Cluster Fuck'.

When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)

Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!

by nobody@nowhere.com September 1, 2022