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Pajamas inexplicably designed with feet. A clear indicator of whether someone watches you in your sleep or not.
Oh shit, my roommate has footie pajamas. I know for sure she watches me in my sleep now!
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In essence Footy Smarts is a term delivered upon an individual with great intellectual knowledge in the sports category of Australian Rules Football.
When I asked Craig questions about the footy on the weekend he got everything correct, He has great Footy Smarts! When I asked Sam the same questions he got nothing right...he doesn't have any Footy Smarts.
It’s a real mofo, when the chips are down. You get an eleven and you you almost say I’m out and he say any up a flip
Bro, footy stee and me went to the addy but he said he only flippying houses and I said be real cut the bulls Garry give me a loose one
Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.
After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy
The worst online communtiy of all time
Fuck big footy is full of spammers.
Cunt.
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a footy gal is the most kind and caring person. She is amazing at football and always knows how to make you laugh. She has an amazing figure and is naturally very pretty.
“look it’s millie elwood, she is super sporty”
“look over there, she is so pretty and can do sports!!”
“she’s a footy gal”
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The spot on your ankle bone that when hit feels like the funny bone in your arm.
Oh Man! I just hit my footie bone and now my toes are all tingly.
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