Africa

I bless the rains

Africa: zoo music and horrible sounds
Toto: great hits from 1976 and 1982

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Africa by Toto

The greatest musical piece eve conducted by be human race

Calvin:Hey Man what are you listening to?
Eric:Africa by Toto
Calvin:*On Knees and begging for mercy

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Africa - Toto

The greatest achievement of humanity thus far. Acceptable to play anywhere as it is a universal bridge between people, animals and other life forms.

'Have you heard Africa - Toto man? It's so good!'

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Africa Vote

when the results from a poll or study are greatly changed because of all the poor people in Africa.

Bob: Did you hear that only 69% of the world owns TV's?

Jim: Ahh, thats the cuz of the Africa Vote!

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Scraps For Africa

A non profit charity started in 2010.
Feeds people.
Funded by donation.
Great cause.
Pretty girls love people who are caring
Good to put in resume.
Started by two high school students.

Celebrities love this charity and are heavy donaters. It makes you look cool if you take part in this cause

Dave: "Hey man you wanna go do drugs after school?"
Barack: "Nah bro, I'm gonna go volunteer for Scraps For Africa!"

Lottery: "Well ma'am, what charity would you like to donate all of this money to?"
Pretty Lady: "SCRAPS FOR AFRICA DUDE!"

Tupac: "Ay yo fatass, you need to quit eating so much shit and donate to Scraps For Africa"
Biggie: "Man shut up! Nigga I donate anyways, I endorse that shit dog!"

Brangelina: "Hey, instead of adopting all of Africa, lets just donate to Scraps For Africa!"
Tom Cruise: "I WANNA DONATE TOO!!!!!!!"

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Meanwhile in Africa

Used to verbally bitch-slap a person who's complaining about something very small. So small that it is just ridiculous in comparison with some people's problems in the poor Africa.

Eva: "No mayonaise? Argh, could this day be any worse?"
Michael: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

Rik: "Argh, nothing is on TV tonight! Im pissed off!!"
Susan: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

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West Africa

Region made up of 17 countries that includes....Benin, Burkina Faso, Cape Verde, Côte D'Ivoire, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Liberia, Mali, Mauritania, Niger, Nigeria, Saint Helena, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Togo. Nigeria is NOT the only country there, it may be the biggest and most known but it’s not the only country in that region

Random: I’ll give you $10 if you can guess 5 west African countries

Abuke: um.........Nigeria
Random:I’ll just keep my money🤦🏽 ♀️

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