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Block

Some thing that could possibly be knocked-off as opposed to knocked up

That guy was acting up, so i was forced to knock his block off

by AK43 January 13, 2006

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Block

A person who stands there and does literally nothing.

Joe, stop being a block.

by Eyecouldsee November 19, 2014

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Block

A large lump of cannabis resin.

by OB July 31, 2003

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Block

"Block" is the measurement of the maximum ditance an American will consider walking before deciding that the Kyoto Agreement is a bag-O'-Shite anyway and instead use their fuel hungry, energy inefficient, can-only-drive-in-straight-lines, locally built in Mexico Car instead.

It is optional in some areas to Drive around the block (in many cases this is as close as they will get to going abroad) where shooting ranges are provided by the neighbours of those areas.

Sometimes it is assumed that because of the massive influence Amercian TV has on the popular culture of entertainment-starved foreign populaces (who incidentally come from countries with insufficient knowledge or skills in harnessing the mind numbing effects of crap TV, low brow humour, political correctness at all costs, and flagrantly biased journalism) everybody knows exactly what a block is, in the same way that an engineer might know what a Mole is, or a neurosurgeon might know what Brain is. This is obviously an incorrect assumption, and has led to many miscommunications in non-american-english sepaking nations.

"I want to block planning permission for the monstrosity at the end of this road" -> leads to construction of sixteen lane motorway with flyovers making physical contact with your grandmothers chimney pots when overloaded goods lorrys carrying dried milk powder for Jamaica pass overhead

"I have a mental block" -> Teams of psychiatrists, psycholanalysts, phrenologists, quacks, ambulance chasers, experts in white coats, and gobshites with nothing better to do descent on your house to find this concentrated area of mental illness all the while waving their credentials in the air and trying to outbid each other for clientele.

"After that chilli I really need to block up my ass" -> does not bear thinking about!

Why, Ah had to walk to th' other end of the block, y'all, to buy bullets for mah rifle so that ah could shoot the damned neighbours dawg.

by JiF the Lemon Molestor October 16, 2003

36๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


block

the head on yo' shoulders!! --duh! thats like the only RIGHT definition!

i'll take out my glock, and knock yo *block* off!!!

by Stepz May 15, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


block

To stand in the way of a teammate during counterstrike preventing them from getting to cover. Annoying when you're being shot at, and try to hide, but cannot move because there's a teammate in the way.

PMG, that n00b blocker just got me killed when trying to reload!

by xyvo July 19, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blocked

Prevented from being contacted or accessed; however you can not block a person that is sick as that is common decency

They blocked my number and social medias

by Urmomshot November 11, 2021

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