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Two Bars And A Four Loko

When Your Asking For An Ass Rape. meaning getting fuked up.

Ayy Two Bars And A Four Loko

"Oo hell Naww Sum1 Gna Get Raped."

by Ivan Prado August 19, 2011


Dizzy Four Loko Bat

A very fun drinking game. The rules are as follows:
1. Pour a Four Loko (or any other energized alcoholic beverage) into a wiffle ball bat
2. The person now has to chug the Four Loko out of the wiffle ball bat and the person watching has to count how many seconds it takes the other person to chug
3. Once done chugging, the chugger gives the wiffle ball bat to the watcher
4. However many seconds it took the person to chug is the amount of time the watcher gets to beat the shit out of the chugger.

John: Timenzo! It took you 25 seconds to chug. I now will proceed to beat the living shit out of you with this wiffle ball bat for approximately 25 seconds.

Timenzo: Fuck my Life!! Dizzy Four Loko Bat is Insane!

by realhoodnigga12345 November 25, 2010


Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge

The ultimate alcoholic challenge where you have to drink four four loko in four hours

Chad: "Yo, bro, are you ready to take on the Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge?"
Brad: "Yeah man! I can't to go to the ER!"

by Eric02 April 18, 2019


Four Twenty Loko

Four Loko with cannabis added. It is usually prepared by dissolving a THC tincture or cannabis edible in a can of Four Loko. Consumption of Four Twenty Loko causes extreme intoxication, known as being cross-faded.

After making a Four Twenty Loko with 20 mg of THC tincture, I got so cross-faded that I couldn't leave the couch.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 04, 2022


Ya but I drank Four Loko last night

An excuse widely excepted in the college world. A way of excusing behavior as totally understandable that would otherwise be considered illegal, embarrassing, self destructing, or weird.

Tony: "Damn it Mike you peed in the refrigerator again."

Mike: "Ya but I drank Four Loko last night."

Tony: "Oh well in that case."

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011


national four loko day

May 25th is national four loko day. If you want to party with the demons, crack open a four loko to celebrate the day.

Harold shotguns 10 four lokos every National Four Loko Day.

by bobby tanktop May 25, 2022


Four loko fucked

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.

Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”

by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025