acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)
How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!
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The most obnoxious thing on the fucking internet.
Fred: hey its fred!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! Jeezus.
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1. The personal name most frequently used as a metasyntactic variable (see foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Unlike J. Random Hacker or "J. Random Loser", this name has no positive or negative loading (but see Mbogo, Dr. Fred). See also barney.
2. A half spoon, half fork eating device. Often found in military mess kits. Also called a spork.
3. An acronym for "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device".
4. James. Kind of like a spoon.
Hey, you...(forgets name) fred...
Has anyone seem my Fred?
Has anyone seen this Fred?
Hey, James is a Fred, kinda like a spoon.
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A kid that thought it would be funny to broadcast himself on YouTube because he hit the opposite of puberty. Now he somehow entertains people with his random, annoying stupidity.
*What is that awful noise?!?
*Oh, my sister is just watching Fred again.
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A god among men. Don't question his authority
"yeet. Fred."
A fred' is a person who exists.
fred': gm guys
Person 1: gm fred'
Person 2: hey fred', gm