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I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*
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usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.
(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"
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A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩
"Oh fuck me right in the ass hole"
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A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
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When Scotsman & Scotswoman get horny they say a lot of things to do with ass for example "Put that cannonball right up me ass" As a Scotswoman loves that kind of stuff they say a thing like "fuck me ass". This can also be used as a sign that two are dating. Scotsmen will wear shirts that say "fuck me ass" on them
Scotsman: So ye want to get in me bed
Scotswoman: Sure!
Scotsman: So what do ye want?
Scotswoman: "Fuck me ass"
Dating
Scotswoman
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When something is so good you’d let someone fuck you in the ass to have it
Oh my gosh that carrot cake was definitely a fuck me in the ass pass