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I thing that I scream a lot even know I’m a atheist.
Me:”FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS”
Friends:*laugh*
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usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.
(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"
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A fucking amazing frase that only funny as fuck people use. Meaning you want someone to fuck you right in the ass hole. No shit...💩
"Oh fuck me right in the ass hole"
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A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.
Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.
Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
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When Scotsman & Scotswoman get horny they say a lot of things to do with ass for example "Put that cannonball right up me ass" As a Scotswoman loves that kind of stuff they say a thing like "fuck me ass". This can also be used as a sign that two are dating. Scotsmen will wear shirts that say "fuck me ass" on them
Scotsman: So ye want to get in me bed
Scotswoman: Sure!
Scotsman: So what do ye want?
Scotswoman: "Fuck me ass"
Dating
Scotswoman
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Having a penis use your ass for its pleasure until it orgasms.
The act is not complete unless the penis cums in the ass it is fucking. If the penis does not cum it is simply an ass pounding.
Yeah i let him fuck me in the ass.
All the way?
Well yeah it wasnt just an ass pounding