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the act of sexual intercourse in such a vile, filthy manner that it is happily reminiscent of the ugly, disgusting way in which dogs have sex.
Ned: Hey dude, get any pussy?
Ed: Oh dude, I was dog fucking that skank so bad the film would probably be illegal if sold in the civilized world. I just dog fucked that nasty cunt.
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When you fuck you dog in the ass
Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog
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Synonymous with "are you kidding me?" or "are you joking me?"
Person A: "Did you hear? Britney Spears is going to try to raise Jamie-Lynn's baby."
Person B: "Wait....what?!? Are you fucking my dog?"
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A group of employees who should be working, but instead are either:
1. Standing around doing absolutely nothing
2. Doing something very obviously NOT work
...on company time.
1. 'Water cooler' conversations with more than 2 people for more than 3 minutes are considered a dog fuck party.
2. Pigs at the donut shop, pigs in the parking lot sitting in their cruisers, pigs doing pretty much anything is considered a dog fuck party.
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The sort of common sense that a dog would have. Often used simply as it's abbreviation - CDF.
"How about a bit of common dog fuck dickhead, don't do that!"
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doing nothing to a great extent
Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless
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