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1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)
1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..
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An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..
Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...
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A chicken that has been fucked by a human penis
Me and my homies cooked and ate the fuck out of this already fucked chicken
When playing Aggravation and you need to roll a one or a six to move and it does not happen.
I rolled a four needed a six, I am a Fucked Chicken.
A response to being told bad advice or advice you obviously already knew.
*you are driving a car*
Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.
You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?