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Some thing you say to some one when they kill you in a game
*dies in game* OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS A FUCKING DOG SUCKING BITCH
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this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.
Narrator: The computer crashes!
Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"
dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
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This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.
Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals
Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos
Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.
to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing
thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps