ass fuck cunt bitch hoe dickbag

What you say when you stub your toe.

hey, dudE- *stubs toe* ASS FUCK CUNT BITCH HOE DICKBAG!

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fuck faced cunt

A very aggressive way to abuse your close personal friends! Mostly used for fun, originating from Newbury, Berkshire.

Tim is a Child, he is a little fuck faced cunt!!

or...

Tim you fuck faced cunt!!!!

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cunted fuck

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud

A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt

Fucking Danish Cunts

People of the Danish persuasion, in a position of power, that act in a petty way. They will actively block progress and cause pain and discomfort.

Those Fucking Danish Cunts keep on blocking our orders! Bloody FDC's!

cunts fucked

Australian way of saying something is broken or someone is a bit loose, e.g. drunk or a reckless cunt in general

"oi damo's gonna ride that trollie off the wharf the mad cunt"
"cunts fucked"

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cunts fucked

the aussie way of saying broken

wats wrong with ya car?? CUNTS FUCKED

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fuck off cunt as if

An Australian term used to emphasise how you question one's statement. However, depending on one's tone and context, it may denote other meanings.

Angry confrontation with police officer;
Officer: "Um sir you were doing 50 in a 40 zone"
Wayno: "FUCK OFF CUNT as if"

Social gathering with friends and acquaintances:
Jono: "....then I fucked Julians mum"
Stevo: "hahaha fuck off cunt as if"

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