Random
Source Code
Random
A girl that can contort herself in a monkey like position and that is a damn good fuck slave.
My wife wanted a new nick name. I told her lets name you Monkey girl fuck Slave after she gave me head while she hung her head over the side of the bed. Kind of like skull fucking but on a different level.
12👍 7👎
Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL
Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?
Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!
Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?
On May 5th we celebrate Fuck your friend’s girl day
On this day we can have sex with our friend’s girlfriends
Hey Rose I know your my friend’s girlfriend but since it’s Fuck your friend’s girl day I think we should have sex!
September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is
Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day
6👍 6👎
On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.
Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.
6👍 3👎
Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10
BRO I WENT TO HER AND SHE SAID YES CUZ ITS NOV 10 DUDE
special day dudes but consent first
Wanna do something it's nov 10?
Yeah of course! Fuck an asian girl day - Nov 10
5👍 5👎