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Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.

In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.

by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011

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A dickface-fuckwad

Your average pickme girl just emo. Basicly the average dude names alex.

your such A dickface-fuckwad you keep lying to the teacher!

by Your average fick dace March 8, 2022


pathetic fuckwad

Loser of a person who is depressed 24/7

I’m such a pathetic fuckwad

by Mrpenguin662 June 22, 2021


fuckwad

The word to say when you've lost an argument.

Guy 1: "So as you can see, this evidence proves why it is impossible for pizza to be classified as a vegetable."
Guy 2: "Yeah right, fuckwad, like I would ever believe you!"

by robotsfrommars March 26, 2020


Fuckwad

A person who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle's turn signal

I had to slam on my brakes because of the fuckwad in front of me.

by WitchIsIn February 10, 2022


fuckwad

A curse reserved for bad drivers, stupid people and general shitheaded behavior.

The fuckwad used the shoulder to merge into traffic. He's such a fuckwad he hit on the bosses wife at the company Christmas party when he was drunk.

by filmzillz January 13, 2020


Fuckwad

A person, typicially male who constanly plays fucked up head games. A person who is shitty and not worth it anymore. A person who is just simply a fucking fuckwad. A person who has some type of fucked up motive. A person whose goal is to make your life a living hell. A charming fucker.

Baker: YOU DIDN'T CLEAN MY TABLE WHEN YOU CLOSED LAST NIGHT!!!
Closer: Yes I did you fucking fuckwad.

by fuckwad hater August 14, 2014