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Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.

In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.

by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011

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turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.

I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.

by Rockman X October 2, 2021


A dickface-fuckwad

Your average pickme girl just emo. Basicly the average dude names alex.

your such A dickface-fuckwad you keep lying to the teacher!

by Your average fick dace March 8, 2022


pathetic fuckwad

Loser of a person who is depressed 24/7

I’m such a pathetic fuckwad

by Mrpenguin662 June 22, 2021


fuckwad

The word to say when you've lost an argument.

Guy 1: "So as you can see, this evidence proves why it is impossible for pizza to be classified as a vegetable."
Guy 2: "Yeah right, fuckwad, like I would ever believe you!"

by robotsfrommars March 26, 2020


Fuckwad

A person who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle's turn signal

I had to slam on my brakes because of the fuckwad in front of me.

by WitchIsIn February 10, 2022


fuckwad

A curse reserved for bad drivers, stupid people and general shitheaded behavior.

The fuckwad used the shoulder to merge into traffic. He's such a fuckwad he hit on the bosses wife at the company Christmas party when he was drunk.

by filmzillz January 13, 2020