Fump

All of the past definitions are false. There is only one true definition for "Fump" It is a word made up by a child a few months ago and it's defenition is a goblin-like creature with a large head and green skin. The word fump can be used as a verb (to fump) a noun (a fump) an adverb (fumpily) and a adjective (fumpy).

Dude, I just saw a fump!
Dude, I swear he fumped right on the fump!
You fumped SO fumpily.
Well, you're quite fumpy.

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Fump

To fart in someone's eat until sexual stimulation or orgasm commences.

*fump fump fump*

Oh god papi, your so good at fumping.

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Fump

Fump is the feeling of the sound of water as it splashes in the liver while jogging.

drink a pint of water before jogging, and you'll feel that fump within minutes

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FUMP

Hashtag abbreviation of "Fuck You, Mr. President."

"#FUMP is trending. What does that stand for? "

"Fuck You, Mr. President."

"Say no more, fam."

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FUMP

once you are done fucking a girl,you feel like dumping her and you do it for a new one .

jack : damn,im sick of this fat bitch
mike : aint she worth a shot ?

jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !

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fump

The act of bumping fists.

"Your spicy chipotle sauce is the bomb. Give me a FUMP!"

"Hey bro, give me a fump..."

"Fump IT"

"Fump yeah!"

"Can't fump this"

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gorrest fump

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.

Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump

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