Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.

"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"

fung ducker

Person who makes passionate love to a pile of human feces (shit).

I realized I became a fung Ducker , when I'd rather come home from work and screw a pile of my wife's shit then her hammered pussy/asshole!

fung ku

A rather obvious mockery of "kung fu", meant to discriminate those who can kick your ass, and to tempt them to do so.

"aww, look at the cute fruit head, doing his fung ku! HAHA!"

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fung-shway

a calming practice that you use if you are over excited. Also it is a vibe a person or thing can give off.

these sunglassess go with the fung-shway of my outfit.

just fung-shway. calm down

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mall-fung

when asian kids spend extravagant amounts of money on stupid asian items

you that kid is so mall-funged out with that 3000 dollar hello kitty pillow

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Fung Job

The art of vomiting on a male's penis while she is giving a blow job

Last night Lauren got wasted and gave a fung job to Zach at the party. I kinda liked it

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What the Fung

Another meaning of What the Fuck.

(James slap Jeff's ass)
Jeff: WHAT THE FUNG !

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