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The condition where the string of your thong wedges itself firmly in your butt crack. Common when a large woman is wearing a size "small" thong.
Art: "Dude, check out that fat whore over there yanking on her underwear!"
Evan: "Dude, she's got a bad case of g-string cling! Throw her the needle-nosed pliers!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
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noun. A 'G-String Booger' is the state or condition of having remnants of fecal matter located along the 'string' on a thong
"I was doing my fiances laundry when i came upon a few G-String Boogers and I proceeded to withdraw my prior proposal."
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The Driveway G-sting is an object of incredible mind terrorism. This object is a sign from your ex girlfriend that had she just got done screwing her new boyfriend in your driveway.
son what is this in our driveway do you know anything about it. yea dad that's the infamous driveway G-string.
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It's a g-string made with very sweet candy, so that your lover can eat it while you're wearing it
Is mostly given to girls on their birthday.
-OMG I got a candy g-string for my bday!!
+LOOOL you got it from who?
-Ah u kno, some guy who just hit puberty
+Was to be expected
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When you place a 20 dollar bill in front of a female strippers G-String while flirting and then say "phsych" while you pull the 20$ bill away to release the G-String creating a snapping sound.
Bob:While Snapping a G-String the bouncer came and threw me out
Jill: did it leave a welt?
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The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.
Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"
A skilled way of performing the fine art of creampie. When you pull out, you have to massage your pearl babies up and down (i.e. from clit to crack). When finished, a pearl string bikini can look really nice with a pearl necklace to match.
Joe: Wanna go to the beach?
Ashley: Yeah sure, but I don't have anything to wear.
Joe: Oh don't worry about it, I can make you a pearl tubetop and a matching pearl g-string in no time.
**Joe & Ashley later got kicked off the beach when her pearl 2-top bikini was spotted by lifeguards.**
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