Joe Biden is a gaffe
"The next president of the United States is...Barack America!
- Sleepy Joe Biden
"The president has a big stick"
- sleepy slow Joe Biden
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An error.
He was told to kiss the Pope's ring, but hadn't noticed the one on his finger. That was a real gaff.
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A burp one does prior to or during the process of throwing up, vomiting, being sick, puking, blowing chunks or similar.
"You know you're gonna throw up whenever you gaffe."
"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."
Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."
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Something that is fake or just not right. Like when someone buys a $20 fake Rolex or someone tries to explain to you how to do something the wrong way.
"Hey, look at this great Rolex I bought for $20" "That watch is gaff"
"Take a right after the Dairy Queen go straight for two miles" "Those directions are gaff"
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Underwear used by trannys to conceal their man junk
That tranny's gaff is so good it looks like he/she has a vagina.
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noun - a prescription drug (vicodin, lortab, oxycontin, etc.)
verb - e.g. "to gaff" to snort a prescription drug
adj - e.g. "gaffed up" to be under the influence of prescription drugs
yo bring some gaffers over, we'll chop em up and gaff.
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