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garfield

A bad idea that is accepted by the masses and made good through stupidity.

eat shit, ten billion flies can't be wrong!

by masked_mockingbird March 18, 2004

42๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garfielding

The look on one's face after taking a substantial amount of Ecstasy, as the eye lids droop down to exactly the midway point on the eyeball, making the Ecstasy user closely resemble the Garfield cartoon character.

Hey, check out that guy on the dancefloor! He's rolling so hard he's fucking Garfielding!

by Meathammer July 15, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


garfield

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

30๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garfield

Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.

I just went and Garfielded after that fat sesh.
Lets garfield after this bowl bro-hah.

by SETARIP23 June 6, 2011


Garfield

the cat who i relate to the most

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garfield

G O D

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D

by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018


Garfield

A very lasy and fisty
person or my dead cat who is prob still lazy in heaven ๐Ÿคคโž•๐Ÿฑโž•๐Ÿ˜ดโž•โ˜ ๏ธ=my cat

Me:shh he is sleeping

BFF:*touches*
Garfield hech naw

by Katheryn k May 18, 2021