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A much better way of saying a people person
Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
To get fully inenbriated with your friends through the consumption of marijuana.
To Ride the Geese can provide a great deal of enjoyment for those involved. Just last Saturday night, Eliza and I had a dandy time Riding the Geese at Veronica's house.
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Fucking shit bird that goes honk and will attack you like an africanized honey bee. Seriously a major pest, the one thing that comes from Canada that is not nice in the last bit. Once these things lock on like a predator drone missile to a Isis member they don't let go and you will walk away looking like you went ten rounds with Muhammad Ali. Some nicknames that I have come across for them are: Dick snippers, the honking death, you came to the wrong pond bird, the Canadian air force, and float like a Canadian, sting like a geese.
When you stair long into the Canadian geese, the Canadian geese stair back.
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Geese fear him. Women love him. They call him geese man.
Person: They call me geese man.
Goose: *trembles*
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Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.
Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"
Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"
You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese
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Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.
Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"