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Legit the most fucking extreme language out there. In English do you have words like onaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft? Of course you fucking don’t. In Germany everything is perfectly engineered and everyone sounds angry.
Kyle:What is the best language?
Hans: German of course you dumb fuck
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iT ISNT ONLY PEOPLE FROM GERMANY
ITS ALSO THE FRICKINNG NAME OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. I AM TIRED OF LOOKING FOR GERMAN AND THERES ONLY MEMES ABOT GERMANY .
PEOPLE NAMED GERMAN...... RISE UP!!!!
"Hello German are you from germany" "NO YOU IDIOT"
A German is somebody who is from germany, that is a little country in the center of europe it called by themselves Deutschland.
They are not at all a nazis!! The german popolution hates them and called them "ugly pigs".
At the votes the nazis just got something under 2% and thats just because a lot of people think that the economy is bad because there are a lot of foreigner in the country.
Soccer is the germans favorite sport and they have very good beer!
Germans can drink wine and beer with 16years and high %stuff like wodka or whiskey with 18.
Germans are nice people and not aggressive or all time bad. They have a very big social network that keeps u from the baddest poor or helps u to don`t get homeless.
Germans give every year a lot of money to other countrys to help them in their econemy, only the netherlands spend more money for that in europe.
German hates the british people more than the french.
Germans are good people with a hard but nice language!
german: "Hi, I`m thoms and I`m from germany"
dude: "oh so u are a german"
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adj a person who was either born in Germany, has acquired German citizenship or was born to German parents; a term used to describe a person that displays stereotypical German characteristics such as exactness, accuracy, correctness, organization, cleanliness, planning, self discipline, extensive world knowledge, love of travel, distaste for sexism or racism, multilingual capacity, and unnatural humour.
David: Wow, can you believe Hans goes to sleep at exactly 10:00 PM every night and wakes up at 5:00 AM to go jogging?
Rudy: Obviously, he's German.
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To get absolutely catastrophically destroyed without hope of a full comeback.
"Did you see Germany vs England?"
"Yeah 4-1, they got Germanated"
"Brazil.7-1 huh?"
"Germanated"*cries*
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A person that is from germany. They are not nazis, are legal to drink at age 16, the best product of germany is beer. They do NOT run around in Lederhosen, nor do they only eat Sauerkraut.
German women are usually very attractive, but only up to a certain age.
German men are pretty attractive too, but do not have the greatest personalities.
Germans have one of the highest alcohol tolerances in the world, and love to party it up.
Also: germans have a funny accent when they speak english at first.
Girl 1: I tried talking to this hot german dude yesterday..
Girl 2: And?
Girl 1: He cockblocked himself with that accent. I started laughing hysterically.
Guy1: Shiz, man. Did you see what that german drank yesterday?
Guy2: No, why?
Guy1: He just absorbed anything alcoholic close to him!
Guy2: Thats the germans!
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Well, I can't define this because I'm Justin Bieber!
Person 1 : What's your opinion about the Germans?
Justin Bieber : wat? who r germans? r dey sum kind of germs?
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