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One who bites while in the service of a penis.
Stay away from Stan, that Gherkin Guillotine will make you sorry!
A mythical device that can be used to slice pickles and living objects, roughly the same size and shape as a pickle.
His friends took him to a local gloryhole and on the other side was a Gherkin Guillotine.
His girlfriend bites and she is now Sue, the Gherkin Guillotine
A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.
That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.
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To have sex with a girl anally when she isn't expecting it. Usually done in doggy style. Similar to that of finding a piece of gherkin on a cheeseburger when you thought you had got them all off.
God damn my ass is sore today. My boyfriend Surprise Gherkined me last night... He's such an ass.
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jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.
When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.
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is Sherlock Holmes's cowardly sidekick brother. He puffs up like a toad when danger approaches often heard spouting inflated catch-phrases like 'by jove' or 'say'. He works for scotland yard, so he's passively instrumental to the plot, though his narrative is often flat, droning, and for the most part, easily overlooked and almost instantly forgotten and met with such response as timing one's breath to make sure one is still alive. Fortunately he's a ginger, so he manages to give of some air of spunk, however, that false impression is corrected upon getting familiar with him and his mannarisms. He lives vicariously and in actuality off of Shelock's genious and never feels the lesser for it. All in all an excellent side character to illuminate the others.
*car backfires*
Pickle Gherkins: *sputters and puffs up* By jove, old chap, I best be getting along back to scotland yard, say, to work on the documents, you know those fiddley details, yes, say, good then, I wish you luck.
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Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.
"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."
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