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Made famous by Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (Mark Harmon) on the t.v. show NCIS, this is an open-handed slap to the back of the head. This is usually done in response to an act of stupidity. Done in a half-serious way to show power.
Once at work, I was playing Tetris on my computer. When the boss saw, he Gibbs slapped the hell outta me!
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The most attractive member of The Bee Gees. Voice like an angelic being on high, hair so lush and well groomed even Barry was jelly, eyes that bore into your soul with intense passion and a smile that radiated such joy- even the blind could see it.
Robin Gibb was reminiscing on the First Of May while he was Stayin Alive in Massachusetts. He kept telling himself, Don't Forget To Remember my Secret Love who was More Than A Woman. She was a Heartbreaker named Elisa that he met after one of the Nights On Broadway, before the Tragedy of the New York Mining Disaster, 1941. He found her Cryin Every Day near Mr Wallor's Wailing Wall and finally said, You Should Be Dancing. She said, "Anything For You" and Robin suddenly felt Alive. 2 Years On and he was still Stayin Alive. Every Second, Every Minute was dedicated to The Only Love Robin had ever known, she was an Irresistible Force to him. Overnight, everything changed. Their Wedding Day came on that South Dakota Morning. As Robin pulled Elisa into an Embrace he asked her, "How Deep Is Your Love?" Elisa replied with, "It Doesn't Matter Much To Me. Robin, I've been meaning to tell you something, I've Decided To Join The Air Force." Robin said, "Elisa, If I Can't Have You, I'll be Giving Up The Ghost in no time!" She said, "Pity" and then, "You'll Never See My Face Again." And just like that, Robin Gibb was Alone Again.
A rhetorical defense strategy when you are questioned on something you have no idea on, and you reply with "I am not an expert in "blank" field . Commonly used by White House press secretary Robert Gibbs.
Student 1: What did the housing bubble have to do with the recent economic meltdown.
Economics Professor: Well listen im not a futures speculator or real estate tycoon, but trust me houses and stuff were important to the economy.
Student 1: Professor with all do respect that was a Robert Gibbs explanation/answer.
A term used a substitute for swag, first used by maryland highschool kidz. This term is derived from the most swagtastic kid ever
Damn, that fresh kid has so much jared gibbs right now
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A household name around the world, pretty much because he is teh ultimate. Jesse Gibbs has no mercey and will make you cry. Jesse Gibbs > Chuck Norris. He is the ultimate in being a freaking legend. His hobbies include: preying on small children and defenceless animals. he shaves his pubes with a meat clever.
Fredrick: Holy crap, it's Jesse Gibbs!
Jesse Gibbs: I'll destroy you.
Fredrick: Jesse Gibbs is ma boi.
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The scapegoat for everything; the reason that anything bad happens in the world.
*Stubs toe*
DAMN YOU WIL GIBB!!
*Guy gets cock-blocked*
Fuckin Wil Gibb!
*The toilet paper roll is empty*
Wil Fuckin' Gib!
*You fall out of your bed onto the floor*
I Wil Gibbed onto the floor hard.
*Someone is about to get in a fight with you*
You better check yourself before you Wil Gibb yourself!
*The ice cube tray is empty*
What the Wil Gibb?
*Wil Gibb ends up being your doctor*
What the Wil Gibb Wil Gibb?
*Anything bad happens*
Son of a Wil Gibb!!!
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When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.
John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.
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