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giP egroeG is a simple name for a child who likes to look at Peppa when shes sleeping
giP egroeG can also be used to describe a pedophile
Guy 1: OMG do you see that kid in the window?!
Guy 2: yep he's definitely a giP egroeG.
Guy 1: yeah he's looking at Peppa while shes asleep
Guy 2: yeah I'm a bit jealous of him
used in homosexual intercourse, or hetro-anal intercourse. The "gipping string" is a length of fine string with a small piece of bacon rind tied to one end. The reciver swallows the bacon rind leaving the string coming out of their mouth, and the intercourse commences. At the point of orgasm, the string is pulled, bringing the bacon back up the receivers throat, causing them to gag, and their sphincter to clench tightly on the givers sex organ.
And that, my friends, is truly gipping!
I tried the gipping string out on Sebastian the other night, the orgasm as he clenched and gagged was truly awsome. shame he puked everywhere though
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Derisive/resentful term which refers to the perceived act of swindling someone out of money through the misuse/abuse of postage-fees as a sneaky way of making excessive profit or otherwise "coming out further ahead" than is fair. Usually accomplished in two "opposite" ways, either by:
(1) a money-hungry mail-order company's charging excessive postage-rates as compared to the company's actual cost to ship merchandise (such as charging s&h merely based on the order's monetary total instead of the actual merchandise-weight, or claiming that the shipping-weight of a few rubber bands or a matchbook-sized pack of film-splicing-tabs has a shipping-weight of one pound, when any blockhead would know that they could just stuff the feather-light items into an ordinary letter-size paper envelope), especially with the bulk-rate/volume-discount postage deals that big corporations typically get from their shipping-services, or
(2) a stingy/disgruntled customer's purposely sending less funds for postage than the company specifies, with the smirky idea that the company will not want to risk offending the customer and causing him to cancel his entire order --- and then probably take his future business elsewhere --- by their whiningly contacting the customer or returning his order to ask for more funds.
The "gipping and handling" strategy can be a highly effective/successful countermeasure to use when ordering from companies that charge exorbitant postage-fees merely in an attempt to make additional "free 'n' clear profit" from unused postage-funds. What you do is draw up a fairly "large" order --- i.e., one that involves maybe fifty bucks or more (either by ordering one or more expensive items or a bulk-purchase of cheaper items, so that it totals a sizable amount), and thus will be sufficiently "tempting" to the company to make them reluctant to risk "losing" the order by upsetting you in any way. Then you just "accidentally on-purpose" neglect to use the company's "official" printed order-form that came with their catalogue --- you instead just use ordinary lined paper of your own to write out the order, and so your order-sheet no longer contains the company's shipping-rates chart, allowing you to simply write in your **own postage amount** after the subtotal! Oh, sure --- the company is probably gonna include a "debit memo" notation at the bottom of your invoice when they ship your order, but that's of no concern of yours at that point, since --- ha ha ha! --- you already have your merchandise, and so you can simply ignore their blubbery request! Awwww.... you greedy fat-cat CEOs didn't get your extra profits from **me**, the way you do from all of your other "sucker" customers --- too bad, so sad!!
When you drop a pencil in class and reach down to get it, and it rolls away even further when you touch it and usually to a spot where it cannot be reached.
Martin: (drops pencil) (reaches down to grab it) "DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PENCIL!"
Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."
Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."
An irritable ache that swells up like Santa’s Claus’s belly.
My foot has been giving me the gippy gips since I broke it.
when a man ejaculates and doesnt clean it up. then its impossible to get off and it smells really bad. its also a term used to describe someone who masturbates and doesnt wash his hands
that dave hall chap is a walking gip stain, he stinks of smeg
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