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monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.

1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.

by 6079 Smith W March 25, 2005

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niggie gland

Niggie gland are the little black person living in the back of a humans brain telling you to take the dollas.

My niggie gland are talking give me all your money

by ThatPersonYouLove March 11, 2014

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nerd gland

The gland of a human that stores all information that is considered nerdy.

"The great Cataclysm may be at an end, but the power of the dragon aspects will always live with you here *points towards the nerd gland*"

by looktokid November 6, 2012


Titular glands

Tits - generally use in a context where “Titular glands” covers up the directness of “tits.” Maybe make a school teacher google titular glands?

“Sir, can we learn about titular glands?”
“What are titular glands”
“Google it, it’s hard to explain which is why I want to learn about it”

by s.ausage April 3, 2020


Gimp Gland

An unknown part of the human body which triggers involuntary smilling or giggling through external positive stimulus such as happy scenes in tv shows or movies.

Look at you smiling away like a idiot; is this show tugging on your fucking gimp gland.

I really love this show it gets my gimp gland going.

by Paulipicus Johnston February 11, 2018


The Gland Tour

When Jeremy Clarkson has sex idk

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight

by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020


uropygial gland

It’s a clit for a bird

Hey Bob do you have a uropygial gland ?

Yes cal that’s my bird clitoris

by Madame Mothh March 3, 2023